I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
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