what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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