not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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