Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
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Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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