Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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