He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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