im drinking this country out of the recession.
Its about making memories worth repressing
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
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grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
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You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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