I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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