If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
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I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
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Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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