I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
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hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
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Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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