Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
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we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
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Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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