Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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