I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Randomize
