I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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