i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
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who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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