I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
This is not my ceiling
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Randomize
