Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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