he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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