is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
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I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
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There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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