They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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