Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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