Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
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I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
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Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I am available for nakedness
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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