I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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