i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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