Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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