when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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