Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
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Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
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HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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