fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
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when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
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I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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