It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
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I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
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Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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