I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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