There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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