one two three fourrrrnication!
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
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i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
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Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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