the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
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I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
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I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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