On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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