Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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