everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
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You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
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Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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