cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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