i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
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