I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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