I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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