I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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