sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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