What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
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One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I just forgot I was standing up.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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