Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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