Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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