what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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