Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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