Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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