So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
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I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
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I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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