I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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