Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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