just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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