This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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