I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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