Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
