We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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